Story Time

I would like to tell an interesting, yet little known story about Zack and Jon. We decided one fine day in October of 2008 that we should go on a nice leisurely hike. We drove on over to El Santa Monticas, which in english means The Tiny Donut. We knew of a quaint little trail that took us to a cute little water fall.

We parked in the parking lot at the beginning of the trail and made sure we had all the necessary equipment. Once we were satisfied that we were well equipped we began our stroll. About a third of the way to the water fall the trail opens up to a beautiful open field with small rolling hills covered in thick grass about knee high.

While walking through this field Zack noticed a small bush peeking out of the grass and he said that he had seen it move.
"You're crazy Zack", I said in complete disbelief.
"I'm not kidding, it has been slowly moving as if it were watching us", he said.
"Let's go check it out then you little girl"

We began walking over to it and thats when I noticed that the bush began to slowly move back in retreat. At this point we didn't know what the hell was going on. Are we tripping? Did we forget that we had smoked a bunch of peyote before the hike? No way, this was really happening.

We decided the best course of action was obviously to keep following the bush, which we did. All of a sudden the bush shot up in the air and underneath it stood a huge Indian (the feathers and spear kind, not the red dot on forehead kind). Yeah, no joke, a huge freaking Indian! So naturally me and Zack looked at each other and simultaneously said "how" in our best Indian voices, while raising our right hands in peace.

Well our Indian friend didn't like this too much and began making all kinds of crazy sounds only a true Indian could make. Within seconds we were surrounded by a huge group of 2, maybe 3 more Indians with spears aimed at us and we knew we were in some deep doodoo (is that supposed to be two words?)
Well... to make a long story short, we won the Indians over with our good looks and charm and thats the story of how we lost our virginities.