Rain: Fact or Fiction?

Today we were walking through campus and water was falling on our heads, which is called rain. Since it was pouring I said we should run to class so we will get less wet.
Jon replied by saying we will get more wet if we run
Z: One could argue that you will be less wet if you run jon...they proved it on myth busters
J: Yes but one could argue that it is also not raining right now.
Z: Yes but how would one begin such an argument.
J: Well who says we have to call it rain, we could call it something else
Z: Like Murfshanting?
J: Yes exactly like murfshanting
Z: So instead of raining right now its murfshanting?
J: That's what i've come to realize
Z: Me too

After that conversation we escaped the murfshanting wetness and went to class
Until next time, try and stay dry when it murfshants.