ABOUT US*** UNRATED VERSION

So for some reason our about us section flew away and you can no longer read it. Instead of retyping it all, we decided to do the unrated version. I'll get the ball rolling by saying Chimpanzee Fuck Party.

If that was too much turn back now because its only gonna get more unrated-er.

K still here? So Zack and Jon are two fucking guys who met while watching a mongoose perform a streaming chili bowl on a penguin. If you do not know what a streaming chili bowl is then you should not be grossed out. (Involves poop). Hey it's unrated.

After watching this act performed, Jon and Zack decided to build a skyscraper. After building two feet of this magnificent building, they decided to drink a shitload of Johnny Walker. After building some more the skyscraper began to hang like a big black donkey cock.

Hopefully you knew dirty words would be involved since its unrated such as: crap, fuck, poop shooting Mexican dancer or gigantic weenie of an orangutan...



We lost our thought, we will come back with Part Two shortly...


boob.